My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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