its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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