I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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