Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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