Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
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he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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