All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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