Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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