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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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