also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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