I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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