I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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