And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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