My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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