Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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