At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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