K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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