Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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