have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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