This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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