We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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