if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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