dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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