I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So squirting runs in the family.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
