she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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