Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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