we have pet lesbian snakes
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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