My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i already hear my dad disowning me
she smelled like a LAN party
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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