I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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