Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
