thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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