it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
where am i from again
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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