my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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