So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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