Can i not drive my cunt home
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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