no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Are my feet made of real feet?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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