just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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