In America we eat man semen.
a search helicopter?!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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