How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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