The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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