Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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