Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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