i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
