I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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