yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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