Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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