I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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