on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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