I hope mine doesn't look like that
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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