why didn't you poke me back
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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