Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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