is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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