no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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