Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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