yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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