it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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