38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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