so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I woke up under a house in Key West
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