I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Hippo gnu deer
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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