not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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