What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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