So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
