Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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