Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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